Showing posts with label do not want. Show all posts
Showing posts with label do not want. Show all posts

Saturday, December 11, 2010

More Things I Don't Like But Am Supposed To

It doesn't matter that I have years of experience with something. My preferences against something I'm "supposed" to like is akin to eating kittens the way some people react.

1. Cast iron cookware.
2. Stainless steel cookware.
3. Copper cookware.
4. Any cookware that requires more than a swipe of a sponge to clean.
5. Gas stoves.
6. Knife sharpening steel.
7. Big soup spoons.
8. Washcloths for doing dishes
9. Hanging towels on the little bar on the cabinet door under the sink.
10. CFL bulbs.

Bonus list: Things I Liked As A Child But Won't Readily Admit

1. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
2. Vanilla Ice.
3. Babysitters Club books.
4. Sweet Valley High books.
5. MC Hammer
6. New Kids on the Block
7. Seventeen magazine
8. Barbies
9. Jean-Claude Van Damme
10. Dresses

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Things I'm Supposed to Like But Don't

Not liking these things are considered blasphemy of the highest order on some planets. In no particular order.

1. The beach
2. Alcohol
3. Russell Crowe movies
4. Frosting
5. Bunnies
6. Baklava
7. The Beatles
8. Krispy Kreme
9. Rocky Horror Picture Show
10. Ham

Bonus List: Things I Used To Like But Don't Anymore Because of the Annoying Fandom Who Won't Stop Quoting Things Incessantly. Yes, I know I'm setting myself up for "As you wish" and "Inconceivable!" comments. I accept this and the fact this is inevitable only leads to me liking these items less each time it happens.

1. The Princess Bride
2. Labyrinth
3. The Princess Bride
4. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
5. The Princess Bride
6. Anime
7. The Princess Bride
8. Dirty Jobs
9. The Princess Bride
10. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
11. The Princess Bride